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Tag Name "Farting" (23)

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I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do.
Wes Borland
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Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a condition exacerbated by Hitler's strictly vegetarian diet.
A. N. Wilson
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I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.
Anthony Langston
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I don't think of those things [from farting, to male on male affection, to crossdressing] as being taboo, I suppose, so it didn't strike me as, Oh, I'm breaking boundaries and stuff...
Daniel Radcliffe
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Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
Graham Norton
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I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Janet Evanovich
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
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I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!
Matthew Lillard
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Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
P. J. O'Rourke
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Reading the script [Insane Farting Corpse], by page two or three, I felt that way. I thought, I'm in. It was so beautiful and insane and funny and I wanted to see it happen.
Paul Dano
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Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.
Peter O'Toole
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
Tina Fey
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My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
Alex O'Loughlin
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'Insane Farting Corpse' is a really hard movie to do a Q&A for. The audience is still kind of reeling and being like, I don't know what to ask.
Daniel Radcliffe
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John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.
David Wong
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Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.
Jack Vance
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If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.
Joe Dante
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I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.
Lizz Winstead
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I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
Nick Kroll
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Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.
Paolo Di Canio
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Of course I think it's a movie for everybody [Insane Farting Corpse], but that's probably just because it's a movie for me.
Paul Dano
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I find it gross to talk about bodily functions like shitting or farting or your period, if you're a girl, unless it's extremely necessary.
Riley Keough
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I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
Tina Fey