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Tag Name "Hearse" (25)

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Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
Norman Wisdom
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You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
Roxanne Shante
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Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.
Sally Stanford
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He that unburied lies wants not his hearse, For unto him a tomb's the Universe.
Thomas Browne
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But most thro' midnight streets I hear How the youthful Harlots curse Blasts the new-born Infants tear And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse
William Blake
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I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
Bernard Manning
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I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse.
Billy Graham
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Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
Coolio
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I got bored, he says. Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.
Holly Black
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We can die by it, if not live by love, And if unfit for tombs and hearse Our legend be, it will be fit for verse And if no peace of chronicle we prove, We'll build in sonnet pretty rooms As well a well wrought urne becomes The greatest ashes, as half-acre tombs.
John Donne
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It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.
Kami Garcia
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The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.
Mark Twain
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The dying swan, when years her temples pierce, In music-strains breathes out her life and verse, And, chanting her own dirge, tides on her wat'ry hearse.
Phineas Fletcher
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I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me — Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick.
Ryan O'Neal
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When shall I be dead and rid Of all the wrong my father did? How long, how long 'till spade and hearse Put to sleep my mother's curse?
T. H. White
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Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.
Warren Beatty
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My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
Woody Allen
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I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.
Barbara Hutton
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What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
Bill Vaughan
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Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
Carl Sandburg
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People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul.
Jim Hightower
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Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No the dead know it not, nor profit gain It only serves to prove the living vain.
John Gay
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Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie?
Kelly Braffet
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