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Tag Name "Smoking" (555)

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Ok to ban smoking from workplaces, but not to ban smoking.
Mike Huckabee
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As smoking is to the lungs, so is resentment to the soul even one puff is bad for you.
Elizabeth Gilbert
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It [smoking] was like an aphrodisiac. Actors would say let's have another cigarette on that great scenes, and they'd blow smoke in each other's face.
Chris Matthews
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What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.
Tug McGraw
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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time.
Hank Williams III
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This was my one brush with love. Was it love? It felt awful enough. I spent another two years crawling around in the skin of it, smoking too much and growing too thin and having stray thoughts of jumping from my balcony like a tortured heroine in a Russian novel.
Paula McLain
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I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to a swimmer in the first place?
Daniel Tosh
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Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.
Nicolas Colsaerts
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I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.
Lenny Bruce
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Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.
Todd Rundgren
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I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high.
Hannibal Buress
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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain
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Evidence is now available to indicate that the 14-to-18- year-old group is an increasing segment of the smoking population. RJR-T must soon establish a successful new brand in this market if our position in the industry is to be maintained over the long term.
R. J. Reynolds
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I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.
Alexander Woollcott
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I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
Jennifer Aniston
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I've written a lot of movies with smoking, and the some of those movies absolutely gloried in the smoking and I wasn't concerned when I wrote them who would see them and how those movies would especially affect young people.
Chris Hayes
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Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun ooohh there I am Go an light another one constantly smokin' Turn up a 45 drankin and chokin Start smokin weed real young with my peers So full of dope smoke comin out my ears
Project Pat
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Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
Bill Vaughan
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You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.
David Letterman
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We discovered that if your friend's friend's friend gained weight, you gained weight. We discovered that if your friend's friend's friend stopped smoking, you stopped smoking. And we discovered that if your friend's friend's friend became happy, you became happy.
Nicholas A. Christakis
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Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?
Doug Benson
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I can only work between the hours of 8:30 and 4:30, because that's when the kids are at school. So I get to do all my work and have all of my fun in that time, which means just sitting on a chair, typing, alternately clicking between writing a column and being on Twitter, and smoking as many cigarettes as I can before my lungs give out.
Caitlin Moran
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