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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.
Jay McInerney
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When I first came to London, I loved hanging around in cafes, smoking, scribbling, dreaming. It was life-affirming and fun.
Peter Capaldi
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Douglas Adams
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In my day, the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren't available.
Bill Bryson
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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
Lewis Grizzard
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...don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
Ben Aaronovitch
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The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
Steve Martin
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The earth is round, smoking is linked to lung cancer, gravity makes things fall, and humans are warming the planet. Scientists strongly agree on all of these.
Scott Mandia
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Arturo Toscanini
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
Nat King Cole
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OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?
David Hockney
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If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.
Michael Bloomberg
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I've been blamed for everything, from smoking to heroin to anorexia.
Kate Moss
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
George Carlin
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How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
Brian Boyle
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Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.
Josh Howard
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Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.
Cesare Pavese
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
Mark Twain
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman
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