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Tag Name "Witty" (1030)

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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
William Congreve
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The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the man he wants to be.
William Feather
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One of the less vaunted joys of Austen is that she is one of the greatest writers in the English language who also happened to write witty romance novels. Women enjoy the love stories in Austen the same way men read Hemingway for the hunting and fishing: it provides guiltless pleasure.
Alessandra Stanley
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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
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Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I know it, and it troubles My life, my love, my rest, My heart is wise and witty, And it bleeds within my breast.
Heinrich Heine
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Politics make me sick
William Howard Taft
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Linda Ellerbee
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Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.
William J. Clinton
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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
William Jennings Bryan
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Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
Albert Einstein
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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
Albert Einstein
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It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion.
Albert Einstein
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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein
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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Albert Einstein
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Aristotle
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Plurality is not to be posited without necessity.
William of Ockham
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
William S. Burroughs
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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.
William Shakespeare
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Go, write it in a martial hand be curst and brief it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.
William Shakespeare
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No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
George Carlin
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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.
William Shakespeare
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Jayne Mansfield
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