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Tag Name "Witty" (1030)

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.
Virginia Woolf
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire
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To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
Andre Maurois
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields
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I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
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Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Martin Farquhar Tupper
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How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Anais Nin
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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Leo Tolstoy
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Every witticism is an inexact thought that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty.
Walter Savage Landor
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Bob Dylan
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
Wernher von Braun
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Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
Whoopi Goldberg
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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
George S. Patton
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will Rogers
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
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It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can't be planned and it probably can't even be described. It's just good.
Gerhard Richter
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