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Tag Name "Funny" (9117)

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It's funny - Frankie Valli's story and that advice that he was just getting from, you know, Christopher Walken's character, is very true for someone who's in a creative field.
John Lloyd Young
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Always try to grow in your garden some plant or plants out of the ordinary, something your neighbors never attempted. For you can receive no greater flattery than to have a gardener of equal intelligence stand before your plant and ask, What is that?
Richardson Wright
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams
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If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill.
Jim Gaffigan
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If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
Thomas Lennon
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I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.
Anne Beatts
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Jerry Coleman
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It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.
Courteney Cox
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I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Anna Torv
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Music is spiritual. The music business is not.
Van Morrison
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And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none!
Anna Russell
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No one is fit to judge a book until he has rounded Cape Horn in a sailing vessel, until he has bumped into two or three icebergs, until he has been lost in the sands of the desert, until he has spent a few years in the House of the Dead.
Van Wyck Brooks
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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
Vance Bourjaily
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The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.
Anna Quindlen
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This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
Vanessa Hudgens
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I don't know all the certain words to word it.
Vanilla Ice
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
George Will
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Anna Held
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George Lowe was the one who opened the mail, and George started laughing uproariously and I looked up at him in astonishment and said, What's so funny? And he said, You've been given a title, and I said, Ha, ha, big joke. I didn't believe him but, sure enough, in this letter it indicated that the Queen had given me a title.
Edmund Hillary
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The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Henny Youngman
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.
Samuel Johnson
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God, I needed you, he murmured. I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more. ~Shane~
Rachel Caine
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A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
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