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Tag Name "Funny" (9118)

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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
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The funny thing is that some reviews are published in magazines and websites that are seen by millions of people, and other reviews are in very small publications or less popular websites, and you just have to be lucky to have the good reviews land in places where more people see them, and bad reviews land in places where they will be less seen.
Jeffrey Lewis
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When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. Bonk!, Zap!, and Yowsers!
Tyler Webb
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
Stephen Fry
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I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.
Heather Donahue
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Don't improve it into a flop!
Samuel Goldwyn
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As humans we speak one language.
Avril Lavigne
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The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.
Robyn
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Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Political satire is a serious thing. In democratic newspapers throughout the world there are daily cartoons that often are not even funny, as is the case especially in many English-language newspapers. Instead, they contain a political message, and the artist takes full responsibility.
Umberto Eco
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A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.
Umberto Eco
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When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.
Robert Bresson
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. Le Guin
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It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. It's the best in the world, he said. What type is it?, I asked and he said ten past twelve.
Billy Connolly
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I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.
Anne Lamott
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A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.
Craig Ferguson
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
Dylan Moran
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When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.
Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett
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A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.
Anne Hathaway
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The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour varies its note, changes its key, grows and spreads and deepens until it may indeed reach tragic depths.
V. S. Pritchett
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Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.
Josie Long
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I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.
Meg Cabot
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