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Tag Name "Erection" (25)

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I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
Stephen Fry
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Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection.
Victor Hugo
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When we mean to build, We first survey the plot, then draw the model And when we see the figure of the house, Then must we rate the cost of the erection.
William Shakespeare
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An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
Alex Comfort
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A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.
Chris Kilham
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It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me for a few moments. A bow tie announces to the world you can no longer get an erection.
David Sedaris
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Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism.
Jean Cocteau
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As his other hand began to slip around her waist, his body brushed against hers, and there was no mistaking the thick, hard ridge grazing her jean-clad bottom. Heavens, did that thing never subside? The rest of him might be mortal, but his immortal erection certainly didn't scan to have gotten the memo.
Karen Marie Moning
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I would say my sex drive is weaker than most. However, my lens has a permanent erection.
Nobuyoshi Araki
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To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.
Perry Brass
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There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.
Roger Ebert
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I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.
Ruth Westheimer
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Get yourself in that extreme state of being next to madness. You should always write with an erection. Even if you're a woman.
Tom Robbins
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There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If the answer is ''Yes'' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic.
W. H. Auden
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
Zach Galifianakis
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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Adi Da
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When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
Carlos Mencia
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Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection.
E. L. Doctorow
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When I first started out, I was considered a crackpot. The doctors used to say, Don't go to that Jack LaLanne, you'll get hemorrhoids, you won't get an erection, you women will look like men, you athletes will get muscle-bound -- this is what I had to go through.
Jack LaLanne
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I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection.
Jon Richardson
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As I turned around to receive my injection, I said, 'Next time I'll use some protection.' If I see another girl and I get an erection... I'm walking in the other direction!
Kool Moe Dee
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Sex-ed courses look at girl's internal parts: for boys it's about ejaculation, erection and wet dreams for girls, it's periods and unwanted pregnancy. We never talk to girls about sexual self-exploration or self-knowledge.
Peggy Orenstein
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