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Tag Name "Hookers" (29)

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Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions.
David Letterman
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Hookers don't like to snuggle.
Zach Galifianakis
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Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy Borowitz
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
Bob Saget
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Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
Christopher Titus
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Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
David Letterman
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Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.
David Letterman
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My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated they just need to bring home the bacon.
Ester Dean
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My agent had told me that he was going to make me the Janet Gaynor of England—I was going to play all the sweet roles. Whereupon, at the tender age of thirteen, I set upon the path of playing nothing but hookers.
Ida Lupino
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One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.
James Hetfield
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We're all hookers in one way or another.
Kelly Cutrone
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Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Mickey Avalon
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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murray Mexted
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Femenizm for me is equal opportunities for everyone on the planet. If women are going to prostitute themselves, men should as well. There should be more male hookers. And eighteen-year-old women should demand satisfaction from their men.
Radha Mitchell
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I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up--sociologically, politically, and creatively--I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
Shirley MacLaine
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The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.
Zach Braff
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Al Goldstein
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I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
Bill Maher
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Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
Burt Reynolds
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Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
Dave Attell
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What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
Elayne Boosler
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At 14, I was playing in clubs until 3 A.M. My dad was the district attorney of New Orleans and my mother was a judge, so I saw hookers and drugs but I never wanted that life.
Harry Connick, Jr.
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Whereupon, at the tender age of thirteen, I set upon the path of playing nothing but hookers.
Ida Lupino
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It's not the '80s any more. We're not all riding around in limousines and snorting coke off of hookers' tits. We still have to keep working and touring. We're definitely still very much a working band. If we stopped doing this tomorrow, we'd have a little bit of cash to last us a couple of months, and then we'd have to go and get other jobs.
Jim James
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