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Tag Name "Hump" (29)

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It is far easier for the proverbial camel to pass through the needle's eye, hump and all, than for an erstwhile colonial administration to give sound and honest counsel of a political nature to its liberated territory.
Kwame Nkrumah
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You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body.
Lynda Barry
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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two Or else the other way around I'm never sure. Are you?
Ogden Nash
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Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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There comes a point in the game where you gotta make a play or you gotta do something to get your team over the hump, and when that time comes you gotta be able to do it.
Tony Romo
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A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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Until I'm over the hill and over the hump I'm gonna let my music bump and give the people what they want.
Aceyalone
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If blacks were given the right to vote, that would place every splay-footed, bandy-shanked, hump-backed, thick-lipped, flat-nosed, woolly-headed, ebon-colored in the country upon an equality with the poor white man.
Andrew Johnson
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Inertia is depression's best friend. There's always a hump to get over before you can actually change. So pushing yourself over the hump is like opening a door to a new brain pattern.
Deepak Chopra
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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
Demetri Martin
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An animal on a leash is not tamed by the owner. The owner is extending himself through the leash to that part of his personality which is pure dog, that part of him which just wants to eat, sleep, bark, hump chairs, wet the floor in joy, and drink out of a toilet bowl.
Diane Ackerman
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I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
Eminem
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump you may be freeing him from being a camel.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I've always - outside of the outfielders running over the hump, and it could be slightly dangerous, and it can impact play of course it can. But on the other side I think, again, just if you're pitching, a relief pitcher, I think it's kind of a great place to get involved in a game.
Joe Maddon
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Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost? Mica asked. Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor? Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. I believe a consult would be a good idea. Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.
Lora Leigh
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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
Mark Twain
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It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process.
Russell Brand
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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Ted Nugent
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We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
Uta Hagen
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A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry whom she likes. Only let us be thankful that the darlings are like the beasts of the field, and don't know their own power. They would overcome us entirely if they did.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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In my mind's eye Shakespeare is a huge, hot sea-beast, with fire in his veins and ice on his claws and inscrutable eyes, who looks like an inchoate hump under the encrustations of live barnacle-commentaries, limpets and trailing weeds.
A. S. Byatt
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This is a hump you have to get over, and it usually comes in the first series. You get over the hump and you're on a roll.
Al Arbour
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Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?
Brent Weeks
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If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.
Demetri Martin
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