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Tag Name "Ammo" (13)

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I hang out with my dad mostly, my dad was in the military. He's at that age now where his war stories and other stories have blended together, so now you don't know what he's talking about. One time, we were surrounded, then we ran out of ammo, then we were fighting hand-to-hand, then we started dancing, and that's how I met your mother.
Dave Attell
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo.
Ilona Andrews
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When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
Jim Gaffigan
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But I think if it's the right person, you wouldn't have to work so hard at intimacy. I think—hope—it would just happen naturally. Otherwise, opening up to the wrong person... I made a face. Like putting ammo in their hands.
Lisa Kleypas
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Never steal another reporter's story never take the last of another reporter's ammo never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace never with always.
Mira Grant
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We learned not to waste ammo even on warriors except in self-protection
Robert A. Heinlein
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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Robin Williams
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I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.
Ernest Cline
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When I was little, my father used to sell guns and ammo at a sporting goods store, but I always told everyone he was an arms dealer, because it sounded more exciting.
Jenny Lawson
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When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first.
Kenneth W. Royce
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If you reduce the guns and the ammo, you'll reduce the murders.
Michael Moore
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Give the park police more ammo.
Newt Gingrich
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A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.
Robert Breault