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Tag Name "Beer" (734)

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There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance. Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and belting out, “Booga-wooga!” At least Eddie laughed. Adrian flipped Jim the bird and headed to the fridge for another beer.
J.R. Ward
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It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Martin Luther
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It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.
John Robbins
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Samuel Butler
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My favorite thing is always a nice, inexpensive draft beer, but if someone wants something a little more complicated than that, then I'd like a Michelada, which is where I take beer and a little bit of either a spicy or not-so-spicy Bloody Mary, mix it like six to one [ratio], so it's kind of a red beer.
Mario Batali
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All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!
Chace Crawford
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
Michael Jackson
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
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My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
Glen Cook
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Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
Drew Carey
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The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?
Billy Joel
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
Drew Carey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher
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My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
Gary Allan
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Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?
George du Maurier
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You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.
Anne Dudley
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Religions change beer and wine remain.
Hervey Allen
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The world would be a better place if people stopped voting for folksy candidates they could have a beer with and started voting for people smarter than they are.
Marcus Sakey
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Diogenes
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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
Mark Twain
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