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Tag Name "Beer" (734)

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I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
Bill Maher
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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Henry David Thoreau
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God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
Timothy Olyphant
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Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don't do it. Don't you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don't touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you.
Gordon B. Hinckley
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My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
Doug Stanhope
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
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Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
William Shakespeare
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I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!
Kristin Davis
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Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
Sherman Alexie
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Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
Jack Nicholson
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen
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Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
Alice Cooper
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Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
J. R. Moehringer
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I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
Joe Teti
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The first few glasses of beer were a revelation they flushed my veins with happiness they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness.
George Mackay Brown
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There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia.
Edward Lear
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There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
Christopher Morley
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Next to music beer was best.
Carson McCullers
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Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
Dennis Miller
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The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.
Tom Robbins
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Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer.
Chris Baio
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Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
Christopher Titus
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Sunlight 's a thing that needs a window Before it enter a dark room. Windows don't happen. So two old poets, Hunched at their beer in the low haze Of an inn parlour, while the talk ran Noisily by them, glib with prose.
R. S. Thomas
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