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Tag Name "Beer" (519)

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Beer is made by men, wine by God.
Martin Luther
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. Fields
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Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.
Steven Hall
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Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.
Theodore Maynard
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Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'
Stephen Beaumont
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Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate their moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings.
Stephen Mansfield
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Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
Alan D. Eames
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Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Beer is an improvement on water itself.
Grant Johnson
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Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.
Patrick Rothfuss
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Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.
Jennifer Rosen
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Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
J. R. Moehringer
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
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Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.
Alan D. Eames
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Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality
Alan D. Eames
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Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
Benjamin Franklin
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Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
Fritz Maytag
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Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Chris Laidlaw
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Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.
Eden Phillpotts
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Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?
Evelyn Waugh
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The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.
Pharoahe Monch
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
Michael Jackson
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The man who called it near beer was a bad judge of distance.
Philander Chase Johnson
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