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Tag Name "Pisses" (35)

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
Stephen King
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I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.
Alex Trebek
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Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
Steven Wright
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I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. People think pleasing God is all God cares about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back.
Alice Walker
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Nonfiction writers are second-class citizens, the Ellis Island of literature. We just can't quite get in. And yes, it pisses me off.
William Styron
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I think people need more to do in their life if my hair pisses them off.
Anne Burrell
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And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks. Forgive me. I don't mean to get upset. But you are taking my world away from me, piece by little piece, and sometimes it just pisses me off. Sorry.
Bill Bryson
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Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the word.
Chuck Berry
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And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor.
Davy Jones
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If a hundred people want autographs, sometimes you have to say no because you've got to get up for a 4 A.M. flight or something. In that sense, it really pisses me off when people think you've become a diva. It's not becoming a diva, it's because of the situation, I think.
Ellie Goulding
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Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there that's rock n roll.
Gary Cherone
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A lot of the men were upset or jealous of me because I got the girl. Men are always trying too hard. When I effortlessly get the girl, it pisses them off.
Jackie Warner
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When do these three days expire? That's what pisses me off. I don't know. He was annoyingly vague. The nerve. Threatening you and not being precise about it.
Karen Marie Moning
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Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off.
Laurell K. Hamilton
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If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate.
Martin Lawrence
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My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.
Paul Heyman
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People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.
Sarah McLachlan
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I see time away hasn’t made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
Sinead O'Connor
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
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I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.
Alice Walker
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
Tucker Max
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which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me.
Angela Johnson
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(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.
Barry Lyga
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