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Tag Name "Underpants" (19)

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
Adam Carolla
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Life without sports is like life without underpants
Billy Bowden
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I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
Chris Farley
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It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books aren't hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible.
Dav Pilkey
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I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants they're comfortable. I wear them every day.
Gisele Bundchen
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When an attractive but ALOOF (cool) man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
Lynda Barry
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
Matt Groening
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Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants.
Paula Yates
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And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
Terry Pratchett
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway.
Tina Fey
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When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's naked. You're better off trying to find him a pair of trousers to complement him rather than change him.
Arsene Wenger
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It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.
Bruce Forsyth
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My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture book - in a novel format. So I wrote incredibly short chapters and tried to fill each page with more pictures than words. I wanted to create a book that kids who don't like to read would want to read.
Dav Pilkey
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
David Sedaris
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Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants.
Julie James
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Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
Martine McCutcheon
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Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants!
Paul Stewart
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This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.
Tina Fey