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Tag Name "Humorist" (35)

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HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
Ambrose Bierce
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Today the outlandish becomes routine overnight. The humorist is trying to say that it's still outlandish.
William Zinsser
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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
Bruce McCall
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But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
David Sedaris
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I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.
Demetri Martin
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I've always been leery of comical artists because I think oftentimes they're hiding the fact that they're not that talented. For example, with Martin Kippenberger, I always thought he was a kind of poor man's Sigmar Polke - also a humorist - but Kippenberger used humor to get away with things he couldn't master.
Diego Cortez
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Humor has to surprise us otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Garrison Keillor
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
George Burns
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When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.
Johnny Carson
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
Leo Rosten
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How will I be remembered? As a technician or artist? As a humorist or a visionary?
Norman Rockwell
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A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
P. J. O'Rourke
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In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as a writer rather than a humorist, but I suppose that's merely the vanity of advancing age.
S. J. Perelman
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The humorist has a good eye for the humbug he does not always recognize the saint.
W. Somerset Maugham
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I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.
Will Cuppy
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A humorist tells himself every morning, I hope it's going to be a rough day. When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
Alan Coren
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
Will Rogers
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It was a strange man, a kind of black humorist, a true philosopher. One day he said: If my books could ensure an increase in the number of murders, well, it will mean that they have been quite useful in some way or another.
William C. Brown
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HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
Ambrose Bierce
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Andy Rooney
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By his provocations to good-natured merriment, a humorist of the first water contributes as much to the sum of happiness as the gravest philosopher.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.
David Sedaris
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I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
Dick Gregory
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