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Tag Name "Drunks" (42)

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Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
Mason Cooley
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Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles.
Mason Cooley
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Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.
Robert Rankin
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I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.
Charlize Theron
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The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.
Shane MacGowan
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The Lord looks after drunks and Americans.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
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The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.
Doug Benson
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There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Willie Nelson
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It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other.
Eamon
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This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.
Garrison Keillor
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The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.
Greg Fitzsimmons
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Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.
James Q. Wilson
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I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
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Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks.
Joni Mitchell
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They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work my tail off.
Lauren Bacall
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I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
Liza Minnelli
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The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.
Michael O'Leary
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Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Oscar Wilde
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The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.
Alexander Theroux
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We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
Phil Robertson
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One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.
Bob Newhart
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
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Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.
Charles Bukowski
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