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Tag Name "Barber" (41)

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Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
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When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.
Swizz Beatz
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I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
Alan Moore
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
Victor Cruz
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.
Warren Buffett
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A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?
Bertrand Russell
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Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
Wesley Willis
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Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Brian Clough
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
William Shakespeare
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My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.
Donald Johanson
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Sometimes I have better relationships with my barber then with people who are into cinema from an upper class.
Gaspar Noe
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A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of a barber may make you laugh, but a surgeon ought rather to make you cry.
Henry Fielding
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving around on his scalp. Bennie felt himself grow faint.'Lice' the barber whispered.'They get it at school'. 'But he goes to private school' Bernie had blurted.'In Crandale,New York!
Jennifer Egan
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I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.
John C. McGinley
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Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.
Oliver Goldsmith
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
Paul O'Grady
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What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!
Sean Patrick Thomas
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No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it.
Abraham Verghese
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I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Tim Conway
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Being a barber is about taking care of the people.
Anthony Hamilton
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