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Tag Name "Arse" (49)

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I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!
Sharon Osbourne
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I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
Christine McVie
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The other man's arse is always cleaner!
Stephen Fry
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The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
D. H. Lawrence
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It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse.
Tamsin Greig
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Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
Dwayne Johnson
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The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
Tom Hardy
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Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.
Dylan Moran
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The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss.
Wilbur Smith
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Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.
Hal Duncan
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It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also be a pain in the arse because it gets in the way of the quiet, contemplative time every writer needs, but which is particularly important when you are a new writer finding your own voice, and pursuing the things that interest you.
Jeanette Winterson
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Everyone thinks I'm a smart arse who can solve any bloody problem. I'm not. I'm just a very old businessman and a very experienced businessman who made every mistake in the book and can recognise one when I see one.
John Harvey-Jones
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Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.
Kate Winslet
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I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.
Lady Sovereign
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I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as the truth. I'd also like to think that I'd charmed them a bit with my lovely vocal stylings and the baring of my lovely arse.
Marilyn Manson
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One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.
Nick Hornby
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If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
Algernon Sidney
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An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.
Pedro Almodovar
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I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
Anthony Foley
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If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.
Ray Winstone
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The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.
Benjamin Franklin
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
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A fart is just your arse applauding.
Billy Connolly
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When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the beauty and brains and style and cool of. 'OK' can kiss my arse.
Sean Michael Wilson
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