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Tag Name "Dorms" (6)

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And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms. What'd they say? Over their dead bodies. What did you say? I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.
Carolyn Mackler
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You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Jason Biggs
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Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It's lost all of its conservatism.... My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.
Tom DeLay
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Your use case should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?
Jamie Zawinski
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All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.
Rick Riordan
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It was actually pretty cool to be in Pittsburgh for those four years. I moved into the dorms and had a pretty normal college experience, even though it was in my hometown. I really thrived there. I feel like it really suited me and served me well in terms of how I grew up there.
Zachary Quinto