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Tag Name "Timer" (29)

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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.
Conan O'Brien
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I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.
Tom Waits
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Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but I'd like to be able to pick them up without Nurofen first.
Tom Hollander
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Phyllis Diller
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You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer.
Jeffrey Eugenides
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