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Tag Name "Viagra" (29)

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Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the central nervous system rather than blood flow to the genitals.
Mary Roach
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Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
Jimmy Carr
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Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
Paul Daniels
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Tim Reid
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Zach Braff
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Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.
Ai Weiwei
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Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony Jeselnik
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I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
Daniel Dennett
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This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
David Letterman
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There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
Dolly Parton
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If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men, then...selling Viagra would get you five to 10 years behind bars.
Ethan Nadelmann
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno
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You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer.
Jeanne Moreau
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I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.
Joan Lunden
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If a chemical drug like Viagra is accepted by society and by the world to ignite desire, then what is the problem with my audio-visual drug called cinema which ignites desire? Both are basically doing the same thing!
Mallika Sherawat
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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Robin Williams
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Variety is not everything! Viagra is!
Tiger Woods
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I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.
Will Smith
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Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
Alonzo Bodden
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We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...
Chuck Palahniuk
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Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.
Dave Barry
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Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.
David Letterman
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