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Yesterday is a memory and tomorrow is a dream. Today is the day to make your mark—to make a difference.
Shawn Phillips
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
Zach Galifianakis
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Yesterday I visited the British Museum an exceedingly tiresome affair. It quite crushes a person to see so much at once and I wandered from hall to hall with a weary and heavy heart. The present is burdened too much with the past.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Yesterday a child came out to wonder Caught a dragonfly inside a jar Fearful when the sky was full of thunder And tearful at the falling of a star
Joni Mitchell
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Yesterday is but a memory, Tomorrow an uncharted course, So live today so it will be a memory without remorse.
Edgar Cayce
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Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.
Larry McMurtry
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Yesterday's news feeds our fear that our neighbours are more likely than not to be bad eggs: benefit fraudsters, bogus asylum seekers, paedophiles or jihadist terrorists.
Julian Baggini
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Yesterdays depth is feeling very shallow, I wanna go deeper, deeper still.
Misty Edwards
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Yesterday's concert was a success. I hasten to let you know. I inform your Lordship that I was not a bit nervous and played as I play when I am alone. It went well... and I had to come back and bow four times.
Frederic Chopin
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Yesterday people were permitted to change things. They will be permitted to advocate changing them tomorrow. It is only dangerous to think of changing anything today.
Elizabeth Hawes
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Yesterday is skin on snake, to be shed many times.
Karen Marie Moning
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Yesterday influences today, thus creates tomorrow.
Ellen Hopkins
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Yesterday evening I received a call that a person had located a body and the investigators from SDSD Homicide Division described our beloved mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank you all for your prayers, your good thoughts, and positive vibes.
Dave Mustaine
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Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
Conan O'Brien
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Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.
David Letterman
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Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off.
Conan O'Brien
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Yesterday does not equal tomorrow. Forget the past and move towards your goals.
Tony Robbins
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Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.
David Letterman
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Yesterday is another world. I want to go back there.
David Levithan
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Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people.
Conan O'Brien
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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'
Craig Kilborn
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Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.
Stephen Colbert
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Yesterday was the first time I saw Kevin Durant in a Warrior T-shirt. I like did a double-take it was the weirdest thing ever, because it's still kind of fresh.
Stephen Curry
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Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
Steven Wright
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