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Tag Name "Midget" (39)

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
Al Yankovic
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The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.
Norton Juster
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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Patton Oswalt
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Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough.
Action Bronson
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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
Ralphie May
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
Tom Waits
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What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.
Bill Veeck
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields
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Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Charles Barkley
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The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
W. C. Fields
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.
Craig Ferguson
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Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100 diapering your monkey, 35 calories laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
Dave Attell
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My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.
E. J. Holub
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Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go! Oh yeah, said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. Hey -- hey you lot! Midgets!
J. K. Rowling
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They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Jay-Z
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I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets.
Joss Whedon
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Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Leslie Nielsen
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Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless, Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace!
Ludacris
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We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
Michael Steele
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We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think.
Nizar Qabbani
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Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
P. C. Cast
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We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
Phyllis Diller
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I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia. This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope. Don't let midgets give us a bad name. There are still giants in Harlem, giants who will stand up for our children.
Al Sharpton
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