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Tag Name "Pranks" (58)

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Love is sublime, truly, a precious gift. But also, alas, one of God's little pranks. It's naive of you to confuse love with happiness, as if they were somehow the samae thing. In fact love, once found, is more akin to gravity: too strong, too close, and it will crush you. Unless you're careful, always.
Wil McCarthy
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I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Art is the proper task of life.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Virginia Foxx
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Literary criticism now is all pranks and polemics.
Mason Cooley
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I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention.
Will Smith
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My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being, as we all know, Boiling Points. It was my first professional job and I was bragging.
Nick Kroll
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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
H. L. Mencken
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The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of the pranks from these guys.
Clark Gregg
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Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a twinge of sadness. He should be at Camp Half-Blood right now, settling into his cabin for the summer, teaching sword-fighting lessons in the arena, playing pranks on the other counselors. These kids had no idea just how crazy a summer camp could be.
Rick Riordan
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She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.
John Green
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
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When I was 17, I was always hanging out with the older kids, and a lot of times, the kids that graduated would come back and play pranks. I was a huge, huge, huge prankster.
Tristan Wilds
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren
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I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
Gilbert Gottfried
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I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We can open it in a more novel way and keep playing different pranks as we go through the thing.
Bruce Vilanch
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I too was naughty as a child & played pranks. The child within us has to be kept alive because that child keeps us alive.
Narendra Modi
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Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.
Craig Ferguson
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We need radical curiosity and reverent pranks, voracious listening and ferocious thanks.
Rob Brezsny
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I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.
The Miz
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Robin Goodfellow, for all his pranks and mischief, was the sweetest, most noble person I'd ever known, and I'd missed him terribly.
Julie Kagawa
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[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting.
Rob Lowe
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I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
Jensen Ackles
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