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Tag Name "Stoned" (66)

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Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned.
Sammy Hagar
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He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.
James Taylor
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Bezos is super smart don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies.
Steve Yegge
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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Even as the nineteenth century had to come to grips with the notion of human descent from apes, we must now come to terms with the fact that those apes were stoned apes.
Terence McKenna
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Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
Jimi Hendrix
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
Joan D. Vinge
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..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing about doin' that guerrilla theatre. You be prepared to die to prove your point.
Abbie Hoffman
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The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.
John Entwistle
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The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who would just get stoned and jam. I had struck the goth thing by then, but I still thought of myself as Ian Curtis or something.
Ariel Pink
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Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me, I didn't worry about it.
Josh Lanyon
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I would like to say how much I resent people who say of the Islamic Republic that this is our culture - as if women like to be stoned to death, or as if they like to be married at the age of nine.
Azar Nafisi
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You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.
Kate Hudson
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Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they act towards society. Everybody's nicer. It's hard to be mean when you're stoned.
Bill Lee
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Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you love to get stoned watching, or the song that saves your life. Discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever.
Kevin Smith
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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Bob Saget
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Then she declared loudly, Smoke break! and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.
Kristen Ashley
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A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman, on the other hand, can be a single, unflattering picture.
Caitlin Moran
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I also remember that Snoop Dogg visited the set in New York, with a joint in his mouth that looked like a cigar. There's your anger management. I thought, Isn't he going to get arrested? It was like he lived on another planet. God bless him, he was very nice. Who wouldn't be nice when you're that stoned?
Kurt Fuller
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I am deeply stoned on the intoxicating effects of [Country Music.]
Cary Ann Hearst
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I remember a lot of people, but when I meet people and I'm stoned, I'm not as good with names.
Miley Cyrus
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When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to other feelings, to sadness, anger, fear, worry, despair, and depression, well, an addiction no longer looks so bad. It looks like a very viable option.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I think getting stoned has made me buy a lot of bad albums, because when I'm stoned I think everything is amazing.
Nicolas Godin
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We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need.
David Bowie
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