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Tag Name "Poop" (40)

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If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
Doug Stanhope
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I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
Julie Bowen
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You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that.
Alton Brown
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Everybody looks at their poop.
Oprah Winfrey
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I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.
Michael Moore
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Glorious, stirring sight! murmured Toad. . . . The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here today - in next week tomorrow! Villages skipped, towns and cities jumped- always somebody else's horizons! O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!
Kenneth Grahame
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I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
Ted Nugent
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You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?
Larry the Cable Guy
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If some people think, Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop? I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's all to the good. Their coronary arteries will be healthier.
Neal Barnard
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Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
Tom Robbins
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Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once. Then as fast as we learn to cope--so soon--it is hard to recall why diapers ever seemed so important. The frontiers change, and now perhaps we have a teenager we can't reach.
Polly Berrien Berends
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Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food.
Douglas Coupland
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My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
Dana Gould
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You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.
Claude Chabrol
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Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].
Scott McNealy
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You think, Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand, but when it's your child, Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off.
Richard Sherman
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