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Tag Name "Poop" (40)

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The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!
Angelina Jolie
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you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Wavy Gravy
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If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day
Wayne Dyer
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock
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If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.
Richard Rossi
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Dana Gould
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson
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I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
David Duchovny
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In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Dr. Seuss
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Spend some time observing babies. They don't work they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful.
Wayne Dyer
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Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Craig Benzine
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I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
Tom DeLonge
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
Sarah Silverman
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Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
Alan K. Simpson
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Sometimes cats just avoid using a litter box but that [cat going poop outside the litter box but pees inside the litter box] is kind of strange. Most time people ask me why they go outside the litter box period.
Temple Grandin
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
Robert Pattinson
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It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.
Jon Stewart
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Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana Gould
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Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.
Iyanla Vanzant
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I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the time in a pollen and bird poop covered car. This presents a stand off between Neat Freakshow and Practical Pennypincher, and Neat Freak usually triumphs. And then it rains.
Kristin Armstrong
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Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
Mark Salling
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