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Tag Name "Poop" (39)

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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock
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If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.
Richard Rossi
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I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
Robert Pattinson
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
Sarah Silverman
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I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
Ted Nugent
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You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that.
Alton Brown
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I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
Tom DeLonge
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Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Craig Benzine
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I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
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Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana Gould
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Spend some time observing babies. They don't work they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful.
Wayne Dyer
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
David Duchovny
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Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food.
Douglas Coupland
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Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.
Iyanla Vanzant
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I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
Julie Bowen
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Glorious, stirring sight! murmured Toad. . . . The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here today - in next week tomorrow! Villages skipped, towns and cities jumped- always somebody else's horizons! O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!
Kenneth Grahame
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus
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I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.
Michael Moore
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Everybody looks at their poop.
Oprah Winfrey
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You think, Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand, but when it's your child, Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off.
Richard Sherman
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Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].
Scott McNealy
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Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
Alan K. Simpson
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Sometimes cats just avoid using a litter box but that [cat going poop outside the litter box but pees inside the litter box] is kind of strange. Most time people ask me why they go outside the litter box period.
Temple Grandin
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