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Tag Name "Poop" (39)

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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock
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You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?
Larry the Cable Guy
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Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
Mark Salling
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If some people think, Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop? I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's all to the good. Their coronary arteries will be healthier.
Neal Barnard
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Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once. Then as fast as we learn to cope--so soon--it is hard to recall why diapers ever seemed so important. The frontiers change, and now perhaps we have a teenager we can't reach.
Polly Berrien Berends
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You think, Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand, but when it's your child, Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off.
Richard Sherman
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Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].
Scott McNealy
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Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
Alan K. Simpson
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Sometimes cats just avoid using a litter box but that [cat going poop outside the litter box but pees inside the litter box] is kind of strange. Most time people ask me why they go outside the litter box period.
Temple Grandin
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The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!
Angelina Jolie
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Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
Tom Robbins
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Dana Gould
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you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Wavy Gravy
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My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
Dana Gould
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If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day
Wayne Dyer
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If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
Doug Stanhope
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In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Dr. Seuss
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It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.
Jon Stewart
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson
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I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the time in a pollen and bird poop covered car. This presents a stand off between Neat Freakshow and Practical Pennypincher, and Neat Freak usually triumphs. And then it rains.
Kristin Armstrong
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus
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I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.
Michael Moore
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Everybody looks at their poop.
Oprah Winfrey
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If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.
Richard Rossi
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