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Tag Name "Dental" (44)

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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Steven Wright
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Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
Ann Landers
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Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room - in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center.
Bernie Sanders
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Most every dental school has discount dental services.
Matthew Lesko
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton
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The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
Roseanne Barr
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Helen Rowland
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I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.
Matthew Lesko
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Like going to the dentist, where you write: Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers.
Ken Wilber
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Ambrose Bierce
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If we take care of our mental health like our dental health we'll be ok.
Howie Mandel
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Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
Bill Vaughan
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When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it.
Bernie Sanders
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It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.
Vincent Canby
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You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan.
Michael Keaton
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Some old women and men grow bitter with age the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
George D. Prentice
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The number of managers with great track records in a given market depends far more on the number of people who started in the investment business (in place of going to dental school), rather than on their ability to produce profits.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Frank Zappa
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The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
Leonard Woolf
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Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother that you can be a typist and a mom that you can be a Vice President and a mom. One of the two things will win. Now look at your Bible and ask what you have to do.
Alistair Begg
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