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Tag Name "Piss" (98)

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I want art to make me think. In order to do that, it may piss me off, or make me uncomfortable. That promotes awareness and change, or at least some discussion.
Pink
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The hardest thing when you think about focusing. You think focusing is about saying Yes. No. Focusing is about saying No. And when you say No, you piss off people.
Steve Jobs
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If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
Lewis Black
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I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.
Johnny Unitas
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Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off.
Pink
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The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Elton John
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It's too bad, but the way American people are, now that they have all this capability, instead of taking advantage of it, they'll probably just piss it all away.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Personally, I'd rather grow old alone than in the company of anyone I've met so far. I don't experience myself as lonely, incomplete, or unfulfilled, but I don't talk about that much. It seems to piss people off--especially men. (Kinsey Millhone)
Sue Grafton
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My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
Noel Fielding
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I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence
Miguel Torres
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Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being presented, and halfway through he just gets up, walks up to the podium, socks the mother****er right in the face and takes a piss all over his lecture notes.
George Stigler
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If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.
Robert Duvall
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I piss on you all from a considerable height.
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
Michael O'Leary
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
Eddie Izzard
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Bin Laden was completely protected by the oil companies in this country who told [President] Bush not to go after him because it would piss off the Saudis.
Oliver Stone
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Singles are your safest songs on the records. Ones that piss fewer people off, that appeal more to the masses.
Garth Brooks
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What happens when you broadcast the truth is you piss everyone off!
Milton William Cooper
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Murdoc is sort of the, um, it’s his band. He sort of put Gorillaz together. It’s his idea. But he’s sort of an ugly, sort of, snaggle-toothed Satanist who didn’t actually get the job of being the lead singer ‘cause he isn’t very handsome. So, 2D got the job, which is always going to piss him off.
Jamie Hewlett
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A bad guy in a movie has a lot of latitude for acting. He can walk up the wall, crawl across the ceiling, go piss in the corner and everybody will say, Fantastic! But somebody's going to have to catch that sucker. Somebody's going to have to play the guy who gets him in the end. And that's a better part.
Harrison Ford
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Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup.
Eminem
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If you use social media right, you will piss people off. It's actually recommended!
Guy Kawasaki
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Luis Bunuel's two semishort surrealist hand grenades (cowritten in varying degrees with Salvador Dali) make a double bill that can restore your faith in the subversions of youth. Pure Spanish-Parisian piss and vinegar.
Luis Bunuel
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