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Tag Name "Sassy" (128)

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One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends if they seem OK, then you're the one.
Ann Landers
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My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it's a luxury that my daughter gets to come to work with me. She does, and I have lunch with her every single day. My mom says I have 'high class problems.'
Angela Kinsey
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
Wanda Sykes
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For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight.
William Shakespeare
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Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.
William Shakespeare
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They have a plentiful lack of wit.
William Shakespeare
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Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion!
William Shakespeare
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'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase you vile standing-tuck!
William Shakespeare
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There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
William Shakespeare
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Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!
William Shakespeare
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O braggart vile and damned furious wight!
William Shakespeare
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Frailty, thy name is woman!
William Shakespeare
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Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.
William Shakespeare
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Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?
William Shakespeare
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I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!
William Shakespeare
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You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!
William Shakespeare
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Men from children nothing differ.
William Shakespeare
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Thou art a Castilian King urinal!
William Shakespeare
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You are a tedious fool.
William Shakespeare
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You are strangely troublesome.
William Shakespeare
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No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.
William Shakespeare
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I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, And with the other fling it at thy face.
William Shakespeare
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Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.
William Shakespeare
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
Steven Wright
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