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Weather Presenter Inspirational Quotes (464)

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Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.
Willard Scott
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I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
Willard Scott
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The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!
Willard Scott
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I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Willard Scott
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I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
Willard Scott
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My dad was an agent for Met Life. In the '50s, I remember the mortality rate was something like - you had - 58 was the average age. Then it was moved up to 62, and then 65, 68.
Willard Scott
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Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.
Willard Scott
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Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
Willard Scott
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August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.
Willard Scott
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New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.
David Letterman
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I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
David Letterman
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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
David Letterman
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Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.
David Letterman
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John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.
David Letterman
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The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.
David Letterman
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According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.
David Letterman
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It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.
David Letterman
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman
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It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
David Letterman
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There is something endearing about the weatherman.
Willard Scott
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John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.
David Letterman
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When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.
David Letterman
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Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.
David Letterman
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Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.
David Letterman
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