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Comedy Writer Inspirational Quotes (429)

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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
Scott Dikkers
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The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Rich Hall
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.
Terence
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Times change. The vices of your age are stylish today.
Aristophanes
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The Bell never rings of itself unless some one handles or moves it it is dumb. [Lat., Nunquam aedepol temere tinniit tintinnabulum Nisi quis illud tractat aut movet, mutum est, tacet.]
Plautus
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The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
Rich Hall
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There are many wild beasts on land and in the sea, but the beastliest of all is woman.
Menander
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There are multiple shows of record about a late-transitioning patriarch and how the kids are affected, and there are multiple narratives. That narrative on Keeping up with the Kardashians, the answer is, they're pretty much fine. It's the same sort of story we were telling which is, you know what? Everybody's okay.
Jill Soloway
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There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him.
Antonin Artaud
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One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives no life at all.
Alcaeus
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A soulmate is someone to whom we feel profoundly connected, as though the communicating and communing that take place between us were not the product of intentional efforts, but rather a divine grace.
Thomas Moore
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Someone will say to me, Oh that's so Jewish to interrupt. I say to myself, okay, is that code for you hate Jews? Or am I just being paranoid?
Jill Soloway
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That's a miserable and cursed word, to say I had, when what I have is nothing.
Plautus
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I am adding another language to the spoken language, and I am trying to restore to the language of speech its old magic, its essential spellbinding power, for its mysterious possibilities have been forgotten.
Antonin Artaud
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Children should be led into the right paths, not by severity, but by persuasion.
Terence
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I cannot conceive any work of art as having a separate existence from life itself
Antonin Artaud
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Quote from CARE OF THE SOUL...Thomas Moore ...to the soul, the most minute details and the most ordinary activities, carried out with mindfullness and art, have an effect far beyond their apparant insignificance.
Thomas Moore
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Like all magic cultures expressed by appropriate hieroglyphs, the true theater has its shadows too, and, of all languages and all arts, the theater is the only one left whose shadows have shattered their limitations.
Antonin Artaud
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The old are in a second childhood.
Aristophanes
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Fortune helps the brave.
Terence
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I think kids in general are much more capable of understanding the idea of being transgender than adults.
Jill Soloway
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Man is not man, but a wolf to those he does not know.
Plautus
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I am myself my own commander. [Lat., Egomet sum mihi imperator.]
Plautus
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Fond memory brings the light of other days around me.
Thomas Moore
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