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Comedy Writer Inspirational Quotes (429)

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If you go to Europe, public bathrooms have any-gender sink areas and stalls for everyone to use. This is completely reasonable. It potentially involves the destruction of the urinal industry, which I think people would be happy to see go away.
Jill Soloway
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A genuine odyssey is not about piling up experiences. It is a deeply felt, risky, unpredictable tour of the soul.
Thomas Moore
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
Aristophanes
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Many of the trans women who are in our world are also in Caitlyn's Jenner world. And yes I've definitely spoken to her multiple times, talked to her, socialized with her. It's a small community when all is said and done, the trans community in Los Angeles. So everybody really knows each other and everybody's in contact.
Jill Soloway
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I learned in grade-school that after WWII European politicians considered sending Jews to Madagascar instead of Palestine. At the time I thought: Madagascar would've been so great.
Jill Soloway
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He whom the gods love dies young, whilst he is full of health, perception, and judgment. [Lat., Quem dii diligunt, Adolescens moritur, dum valet, sentit, sapit.]
Plautus
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We live, not as we wish to, but as we can.
Menander
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Because those, who twit others with their faults, should look at home.
Plautus
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A friendship that like love is warm A love like friendship, steady.
Thomas Moore
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Come o'er the sea, Maiden with me, Mine through the sunshine, storms and snows Seasons may roll, But the true soul Burns the same, where'er it goes.
Thomas Moore
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If you spend a thing you can not have it. [Lat., Non tibi illud apparere si sumas potest.]
Plautus
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It has not been definitively proved that the language of words is the best possible language. And it seems that on the stage, which is above all a space to fill and a place where something happens, the language of words may have to give way before a language of signs whose objective aspect is the one that has the most immediate impact upon us.
Antonin Artaud
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Do not fight against Providence nor bring more heavy weather to the storm. Face what is already there.
Menander
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Tragedy on the stage is no longer enough for me, I shall bring it into my own life.
Antonin Artaud
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If you are wise, be wise keep what goods the gods provide you.
Plautus
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But how is one to make a scientist understand that there is something unalterably deranged about differential calculus, quantum theory, or the obscene and so inanely liturgical ordeals of the precession of the equinoxes.
Antonin Artaud
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Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
Thomas Moore
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No man has perpetual good fortune. [Lat., Nulli est homini perpetuum bonum.]
Plautus
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The fool too late, his substance eaten up, reckons the cost.
Plautus
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Hope saves a person in the midst of misfortunes.
Menander
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Nothing has happened to you unless you make much of it.
Menander
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If you speak insults you will hear them also.
Plautus
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When we speak the word 'life,' it must be understood we are not referring to life as we know it from its surface of fact, but to that fragile, fluctuating center which forms never reach.
Antonin Artaud
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If you have overcome your inclination and not been overcome by it, you have reason to rejoice.
Plautus
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