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Comedy Writer Inspirational Quotes (429)

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Sometimes it seems like America is the Christian and Israel is the little Jew they love in this fetishistic way. Like, you're my little sister and I'll kick anyone's ass that messes with you. But when we're alone and no one's looking I'll harass you.
Jill Soloway
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That was something that I learned from Alan Ball from “Six Feet Under. He didn”t really like to have too many pop culture references because they don”t really hold up after a few years.
Jill Soloway
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I prefer the people who eat off the bare earth the delirium from which they were born.
Antonin Artaud
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I am undone! I have smashed the waggon. [I have ruined all.]
Plautus
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It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.
Aristophanes
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We must wash literature off ourselves. We want to be men above all, to be human.
Antonin Artaud
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It is sheer folly to take unwilling hounds to the chase.
Plautus
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Arrogance is the outgrowth of prosperity.
Plautus
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We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.
Antonin Artaud
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The man who masters his own soul will forever be called conqueror of conquerors.
Plautus
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We must believe in a sense of life renewed by the theater, a sense of life in which man fearlessly makes himself master of what does not yet exist, and brings it into being. And everything that has not been born can still be brought to life if we are not satisfied to remain mere recording organisms.
Antonin Artaud
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How often the highest talent lurks in obscurity.
Plautus
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The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
Rich Hall
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Those who live, live off the dead.
Antonin Artaud
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Good merchandise, even hidden, soon finds buyers.
Plautus
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Hell is of this world and there are men who are unhappy escapees from hell, escapees destined ETERNALLY to reenact their escape.
Antonin Artaud
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The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
Rich Hall
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No blessing lasts forever.
Plautus
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The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Rich Hall
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Disappointments in love, even betrayals and losses, serve the soul at the very moment they seem in life to be tragedies. The soul is partly in time and partly in eternity. We might remember the part that resides in eternity when we feel despair over the part that is in life.
Thomas Moore
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T'is the last rose of summer, Left blooming alone.
Thomas Moore
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It will feel boring when you're bingeing.
Jill Soloway
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
Aristophanes
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To live is not to live for one's self let us help one another.
Menander
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