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Aphorist Inspirational Quotes (5904)

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For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.
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A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
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Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
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Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.
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PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
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ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
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DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
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RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
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Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
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New York is too strenuous for me it gets on my nerves.
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Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber they fertilize.
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A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
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Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure
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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the U.S. Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House.
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The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.
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REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
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MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
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PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
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PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he.
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