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Aphorist Inspirational Quotes (5897)

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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Ambrose Bierce
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose Bierce
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Great men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.
Seneca the Younger
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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.
Mark Twain
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For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado.
Mason Cooley
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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.
Mark Twain
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Happiness is a ball after which we run wherever it rolls, and we push it with our feet when it stops.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.
Mason Cooley
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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'
Mark Twain
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It is better for you to suffer an injustice than for the world to be without law. Therefore, let everyone submit to the law.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Unrest and uncertainty are our lot.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.
Mark Twain
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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
Mark Twain
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If you want to make life easy, make it hard.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.
Mark Twain
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
Mark Twain
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
Mark Twain
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I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice.
Mason Cooley
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There isn't any way to libel the human race.
Mark Twain
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Architecture is crystallized music.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.
Mark Twain
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The worst evil of all is to leave the ranks of the living before one dies.
Seneca the Younger
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