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Aphorist Inspirational Quotes (5908)

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REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction.
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LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
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Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.
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OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.
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Twice – Once too often.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.
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Hippogriff, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.
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PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. A desiccated epigram.
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Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
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NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
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TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
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ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.
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GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.
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Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.
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