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Aphorist Inspirational Quotes (5897)

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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.
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Hippogriff, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.
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PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. A desiccated epigram.
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Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
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NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
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TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
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ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.
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GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.
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Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.
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In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
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Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
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Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable as, the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur..
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.
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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. When Zeno was told that one of his enemies was no more he was observed to be deeply moved. What! said one of his disciples, you weep at the death of an enemy? Ah, 'tis true, replied the great Stoic but you should see me smile at the death of a friend..
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The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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