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If I didnt do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.
Alexis Stewart
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
Dick Cavett
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When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.
Johnny Carson
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I think MythBusters is a step up from special effects because we not only have to make things look like they work, they actually do have to work. It's more challenging and even transcendental.
Jamie Hyneman
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I have a quiet and an artistic side that many people don't know of.
Kiana Tom
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I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.
Dick Cavett
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One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a great day and get great ratings, but then you've got another show to do - whatever moment of success or happiness you have you've got to keep grinding it out for the next day.
Sean Hannity
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There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. ... For the sake of our children, I implore each of you to be unyielding and inflexible in your opposition to drugs.
Oliver North
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As secretary of state you can go out in a helmet if you want to. Even in Switzerland in front of reporters.
Rachel Maddow
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
Dick Cavett
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After three straight years of writing, though, I definitely needed a break to just go live my life.
Andy Cohen
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It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.
Sean Hannity
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I still think of myself as the new kid.
Rachel Maddow
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.
Dick Cavett
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If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
Sharon Osbourne
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The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.
Johnny Carson
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May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
Johnny Carson
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Stay home on Election Day ... for the sake of the nation
Sean Hannity
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We are gonna to have to choose as a nation between the homosexual agenda and freedom because the two cannot coexist. Every advance of the homosexual agenda, comes at the expense of liberty, particularly religious liberty.
Bryan Fischer
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There's only one critic whose opinion I really value, in the final analysis: Johnny Carson. I have never needed any entourage standing around bolstering my ego. I'm secure. I know exactly who and what I am. I don't need to be told. I make no apologies for being the way I am.
Johnny Carson
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I was born to argue... I don't know why. I mean, from arguing with my teachers and, on occasions, my parents. I think I've mastered the art of argument at a fairly young age.
Sean Hannity
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The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Johnny Carson
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Military preparedness is absolutely a form of strength.
Rachel Maddow
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