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Improviser Inspirational Quotes (938)

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I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah.
Tina Fey
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My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
Greg Proops
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
Stephen Fry
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
Drew Carey
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You can't just say there is a god because the world is beautiful. You have to account for bone cancer in children
Stephen Fry
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The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.
Tina Fey
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Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience.
Tina Fey
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It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.
Ludwig van Beethoven
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
Eddie Izzard
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
Eddie Izzard
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Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.
Tina Fey
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A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.
Tina Fey
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I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.
Rory Bremner
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
Eddie Izzard
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Work is the thing that happens around the game time.
Wayne Brady
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I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?
Wayne Brady
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I like to be left alone when I'm not working.
Wayne Brady
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I'm just happy that a couple folks still know my name, and that I'm still able to sell out venues when I perform live.
Wayne Brady
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Theatre sports is the best improv training period
Wayne Brady
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I'm an actor first and foremost, who happens to do improv. I've also done sitcoms, I've done stage.
Wayne Brady
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That business aspect of the media, that Charlotte Street world, the advertising and programme executives, it leaves me absolutely cold. I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen.
Rory Bremner
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Self pity is the worst possible emotion anyone can have. And the most destructive. It is, to slightly paraphrase what Wilde said about hatred, and I think actually hatred's a subset of self pity and not the other way around - 'It destroys everything around it, except itself.'
Stephen Fry
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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Eddie Izzard
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don't know how much longer I'm going to have!
Tina Fey
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