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American Football Player Inspirational Quotes (6299)

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
Adam Carolla
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
Adam Carolla
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
Adam Carolla
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
Adam Carolla
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
Adam Carolla
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
Adam Carolla
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
Adam Carolla
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
Adam Carolla
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
Adam Carolla
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
Adam Carolla
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
Adam Carolla
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
Adam Carolla
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
Adam Carolla
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
Adam Carolla
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam Carolla
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
Adam Carolla
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
Adam Carolla
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Adam Carolla
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
Adam Carolla
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I hope I have a lot more football left.
Tom Brady
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
Adam Carolla
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