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Circus Performer Inspirational Quotes (712)

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
W. C. Fields
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This I believe: I believe there is no God.
Penn Jillette
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It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.
Penn Jillette
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To let the people know there was life beyond Shirley Dean, we decided to focus on voter registration each day I set up my card table somewhere in the district, signed people up, and passed out noses.
Wavy Gravy
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Drama is easier to do because you just have to have the emotion and not get caught acting, but comedy is much harder.
Patrick Dempsey
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I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away.
Red Skelton
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. Fields
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Fear is the politicians dance partner.
Penn Jillette
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I am indebted to the press of the United States for almost every dollar which I possess.
P. T. Barnum
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If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
Penn Jillette
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I think some of those guys might actually be better off if they had more wussy in them.
Steve-O
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You who live your lives in cities or among peaceful ways cannot always tell whether your friends are the kind who would go through fire for you. But on the Plains one's friends have an opportunity to prove their mettle.
Buffalo Bill
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Engage in one kind of business only, and stick to it faithfully until you succeed, or until you conclude to abandon it. A constant hammering on one nail will generally drive it home at last, so that it can be clinched.
P. T. Barnum
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Chaplin made me laugh and cry without saying a word. I had an instinct. I was touched by the soul of Chaplin - Mime is not an imitator but a creator.
Marcel Marceau
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I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
W. C. Fields
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Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death
Burt Lancaster
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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields
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When I left Maine, I always wanted to be a working actor. I never cared too much about being the star. I just wanted to do the work and get on with it.
Patrick Dempsey
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
W. C. Fields
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My ancestors are all crazy. My great-great-granddad, he was the last man to live in a cave in Nottingham.
Neon Hitch
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I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my parents and the love for my friends is the end in itself. The meaning is life.
Penn Jillette
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People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I don’t smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.
Red Skelton
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If you take suede leather and put it on a piece of steel, and put moisture on it, it actually sticks.
Nik Wallenda
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