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Circus Performer Inspirational Quotes (708)

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
W. C. Fields
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields
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Well, this week for example, I was just in Los Angeles making a documentary for German television on whales. They had tried to get me in England where they missed me.
Wavy Gravy
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The 90's are the 60's standing on their head.
Wavy Gravy
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We can make a difference and have fun doing it
Wavy Gravy
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Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.
Wavy Gravy
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Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.
Wavy Gravy
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Put your good where it does the most.
Wavy Gravy
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you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Wavy Gravy
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A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.
Wavy Gravy
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Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.
Wavy Gravy
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We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.
Wavy Gravy
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Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.
Wavy Gravy
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I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
Red Skelton
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A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
W. C. Fields
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I improve in misquotation.
Cary Grant
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For me, sitting still is harder than any kind of work.
Annie Oakley
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A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
Cary Grant
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I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
W. C. Fields
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I was interested in flying beginning at age 7, when a close family friend took me in his little airplane. And I remember looking at the wheel of the airplane as we rolled down the runway, because I wanted to remember the exact moment that I first went flying... the other thing growing up is that I was always interested in science.
David M. Brown
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Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
Bob Keeshan
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