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Circus Performer Inspirational Quotes (712)
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
W. C. Fields
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
W. C. Fields
I'm searching for loopholes.
W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields
Well, this week for example, I was just in Los Angeles making a documentary for German television on whales. They had tried to get me in England where they missed me.
Wavy Gravy
The 90's are the 60's standing on their head.
Wavy Gravy
We can make a difference and have fun doing it
Wavy Gravy
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.
Wavy Gravy
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.
Wavy Gravy
Put your good where it does the most.
Wavy Gravy
you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Wavy Gravy
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.
Wavy Gravy
Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.
Wavy Gravy
We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.
Wavy Gravy
Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.
Wavy Gravy
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
Red Skelton
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
W. C. Fields
I improve in misquotation.
Cary Grant
For me, sitting still is harder than any kind of work.
Annie Oakley
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