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Circus Performer Inspirational Quotes (708)

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There's no such thing as bad publicity.
P. T. Barnum
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Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.
Penn Jillette
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My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good.
Patrick Dempsey
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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
W. C. Fields
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Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
Red Skelton
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A lot of praying helped me a lot.
Nik Wallenda
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If you're smiling , you're happy out.
Tommy the Clown
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I enjoy meeting not only contemporary children, but yesterday's children as well. It's nice to talk about the experiences we shared, they tell me, 'You were a good friend.' That's the warmest part.
Bob Keeshan
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
W. C. Fields
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There is a fool born every minute
P. T. Barnum
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For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.
Penn Jillette
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant
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I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.
Burt Lancaster
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Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words?
Marcel Marceau
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If I was not a remarkably modest man, I should probably brag a little, and say that I had done what no American ever before accomplished by visiting the queen at her palace twice within eight days.
P. T. Barnum
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn Jillette
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When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.
Penn Jillette
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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
Penn Jillette
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The trapeze was my first love. To me, it's normal. It's all I've ever known.
Neon Hitch
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
W. C. Fields
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One thing that was passed on from generation to generation in my family, over seven generations in 200 years, was never give up. That's the way we live.
Nik Wallenda
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I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that
Patrick Dempsey
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Aim at a high mark and you will hit it.
Annie Oakley
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