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I'll be one of the Who's of Whoville.
Verne Troyer
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I went to see the film with a regular audience for the first time on Sunday, and was basically swamped.
Verne Troyer
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It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very similar to the Mafia: 4-H.
Jim Gaffigan
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The Amish like to live a very plain lifestyle, the way they think God intended. It sort of brings you back to, like, 'Little House on the Prairie' days or something.
Verne Troyer
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I was just the perfect person to play the Mini-Me character.
Verne Troyer
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Doing stunt work is risky, but it's something I enjoy.
Verne Troyer
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There's times when you're having dinner with a good friend and you're in the middle of a conversation and somebody comes up and cuts you off. Can you sign this? Can I take a picture with you? I'm adjusting to all the attention.
Verne Troyer
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It's hard for me to even watch comedies I'm in.
Verne Troyer
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Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be?
Verne Troyer
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I notice when I'm at a party where I don't know anybody - even if I have nothing in common with somebody - we can still talk because we were raised by the same TV and cartoons and movies.
Ernest Cline
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Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.
Douglas Adams
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
Chris Rock
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I think Clinton, after getting into office and into Washington, was shocked at being bludgeoned. So he spent time trying to be all things to all people - one way guaranteed not to be successful or respected in a lion's den. You can't just play around with all those big cats - you've got to take somebody on.
Maya Angelou
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God
Russell Brand
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To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
Aziz Ansari
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When you're a student and you just want some money to feel like you're an adult, you'll pretty much do anything within reason.
Simon Pegg
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Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself.
Bobby Lee
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Because I dislike being quoted I lie almost constantly when talking about my work.
Terry Gilliam
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Bob Hope
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I believe pain is nature's way of saying, 'You're still alive, and life sucks.'
Bill Engvall
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I do play drums when I'm on tour.
Norman Wisdom
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I don't think writing stops until the film is out. In the edit, it's another draft. [The script] is the food for set, and then the set is food for the edit, and the edit is food for the screen. It's constant, and this is just the first stage of it.
Daniel Kaluuya
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In a dream world, I would love to be a master pastry chef, because it combines something I love doing baking with something I'm not good at doing baking. BUT! Practically, if I weren't writing and doing comedy things, I'd like to teach kids to read. I would be good at that in real life.
Josh Gondelman
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Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?
David Letterman
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