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Comedian Inspirational Quotes (29296)

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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We have to be vigilant about how the Trump administration may try to divide us from each other.
George Takei
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
Bob Newhart
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For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two - and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was.
Douglas Adams
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You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
Jerry Seinfeld
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
Larry David
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I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.
Dan Aykroyd
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Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
Stephen Colbert
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
Bo Burnham
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It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.
Vince Vaughn
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It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
Vince Vaughn
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I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.
Vince Vaughn
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Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.
Vince Vaughn
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All of us have a lot of sides to ourselves, but the fun thing about being actor is you make one side predominant for the character you're playing.
Vince Vaughn
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For me, I love California. I feel like it's my second home in that I moved out by choice at eighteen. It gave me opportunities that I didn't have anywhere else.
Vince Vaughn
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I never did anything for free. Other than dancing in clubs. I give that away for nothing.
Vince Vaughn
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It's really nice that the truth can finally come out.
Vince Vaughn
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I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.
Vince Vaughn
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We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
Vince Vaughn
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My father came from nothing, so he believed that people could do anything if they worked hard enough. I think he liked that I chose to be an actor.
Vince Vaughn
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I have a little piece of advice for all the single guys out there, this is a piece of gold so please write this down. If you have the opportunity to star in a movie, do it. Seriously, I find it's a lot easier to meet girls.
Vince Vaughn
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To me, more importantly, I want to make films that I believe in, that I find value in that I think folks will like.
Vince Vaughn
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To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.
Vince Vaughn
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