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Magician Inspirational Quotes (954)

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I think when dance is mediocre, it's painful. But when dance is really impressive, it destroys.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
Penn Jillette
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.
Penn Jillette
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Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.
Jason Alexander
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But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.
Neil Patrick Harris
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If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron… my answer is “How should I know?”… I am not dismayed by ultimate mysteries… I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph.
Martin Gardner
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Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
Orson Welles
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Robert Orben
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And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'
Tommy Cooper
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The medium is not the message - the message is the message.
Penn Jillette
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All mathematicians share... a sense of amazement over the infinite depth and the mysterious beauty and usefulness of mathematics.
Martin Gardner
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I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Johnny Carson
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Mimes were invented to give magicians someone to look down on.
Jamy Ian Swiss
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Robert Orben
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Never tell the auidience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves.
Harry Houdini
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He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
Johnny Carson
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This I believe: I believe there is no God.
Penn Jillette
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I am the Mindfreak, there's no Reality! Just this World of Illusion that keeps on haunting me.
Criss Angel
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It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.
Penn Jillette
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I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them.
Orson Welles
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Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
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I am often dishonest in my techniques ... I happily admit to cheating, it's all part of the game. I hope some of the fun for the viewer comes from not knowing what's real and what isn't
Derren Brown
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Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?
Orson Welles
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